So here is my worst date ever:
I met this one guy at a club and he worked as a bouncer and a landlord. I found this individual attractive and interesting; we started talking and he asked me out on a date. So on our date we went bowling and we got to know eachother a little bit. He asked me if it was true what he heard about European women if they like to do everything on their own or do they like a man to support them with everything. I replied by saying well I always did everything on my own because that way I don't owe anyone anything, but it is also nice when a guy is thoughtful. Well he loved that and invited me on another date. We made arrangements to meet at the club we met that night in the parking lot and we will drive from there to an amusement park.
The day of our date I arrived in the parking lot and he was not there, so I called him to see if he was running late. He said that he was having problems with his car but he is almost there. He finally got there and he asked me if we can take my car and if I can drive, so I said I guess. (I definitely wasn't expecting that, so of course I needed to get gas). I pulled up at a gas station and he came out too. I thought he was going to be generous and say that he will pay for it, but instead he got snacks. I was using the mac machine when he got in line he paid for his stuff and said to me I got it. So I thought he had it, I was getting ready to leave and the guy said excuse me you didn't pay, you didn't pay. I said yeah that guy paid. He said no he didn't pay. So after paying for my own gas, I get in my car and see him eating his snacks in my car. I said uh when you said you got it, what did you mean by that. He says I meant you didn't need to get me any snacks I bought my own. Omg, at this moment I felt like fire was inside my body. I'm so pissed off and we start to drive to the amusement park. I had a coupon that saved us about $10 off our ticket and I gave it to him. Well we get there, we end up splitting the parking bill and we get in line to pay to get into the park. Well we are in credit and cash line and he sees that another line which is only cash is a lot shorter so he says to me How are you going to pay for your ticket cash or credit? Omg, I said I guess cash. The asshole used my coupon, invited me on this horrible date and makes me pay for my ticket. As soon as we got into the park. I noticed that all I had was six dollars left. We went on a couple of rides. I was extremely quiet the whole time and couldn't believe this was happening to me. I was starving after a couple of hours and he says that he was hungry too. So we go to order some food. He goes first and orders shrimp with french fries and a drink and I am thinking he is going to ask me what I want and buy it for me. Well then he tells the cashier that's it for him. So then she says next and I get in front of him and say to the cashier, Hi I only have 6 dollars left what can I get with that. The cashier goes you can get a hot dog and a water. So that is what I got. We sit down at a table that is right by a water thing with ducks in it as I am eating this nasty soggy hot dog. He doesn't even offer any of his shrimp or french fries to me. At this moment I am drooling over his food. Well he stands up and throws his food in the river for the ducks and says that his food wasn't that good. I wanted to jump in that water and fight those ducks for that shrimp. I automatically said to him that I wanted to go home and he said why? I said I have a lot to do. So I started walking to my car and he came with. We got in the car and I put the music really loud and ignored him the whole way home. He said to me excuse me can you put the music down so we can talk I feel like you are mad at me. I ignored him and he spoke over the music saying I thought we hit it off. You said to me you were independent so I didn't want to ruin how you felt about me. Well we get to his car and I throw his bag out of my car and he said can we hang out again. I replied you cheap asshole! I cannot believe I put up with your shit all day! Don't ever call me! I want nothing to do with you! You asshole!!!!!!!!!
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